When I was a kid, Bread came out with a song called "Make it with You". I first heard it when they appeared on the Andy Williams Show. Andy introduced them and said they would sing their new song, which I heard as "Naked with You".
I was horrified, sitting on the floor in the family room with Mom and Dad, hearing this group sing "I want to naked with you. I really think that we could naked, girl."
Didn't quite understand what it meant, but I knew it was something I shouldn't do with a girl.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I used to believe that showing my bare arms meant that I was naked, so I never wore short sleeves as a kid. Anon
- Well I once believed that when someone was home alone, they'd walk around naked..Anon
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD
- I used to believe that Andy Rooney, of 60 minutes, was my real father!— KM