This honestly wasnt me! Dexys Midnight Runner. at the begining of "Come on Eileen" when he sings "poor old Johnny Ray" my mate thought he sang "Pool Hall Johnny Ray"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - I always thought the song Blinded by the light went "Wrapped up like a dousche, another runner in the night"— Dawn
- I used to believe that some day, they'd finally let the Coyote catch the Road Runner. I was so wrong. Le Sigh.— Givema Break
- I believed that the Kreepy Crawlie used to clean our pool, would follow me around the pool and eat me. — Mother-of-2
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- I thought there was no midnight in military time; instead, it’d be 24:00.— Enrico