When I was little I thought everyone's relatives had the same names as mine so at preschool when a girl's uncle came to pick her up I said "Hey, your Scott's here!"
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I thought Scott Joplin and Janis Joplin were related. Two musicians with the same last name - it made sense!— Rita
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- From preschool to 1st grade I thought that every boy had a "henis."— I know what they're called now
- In preschool, I thought that the letter N came twice in the alphabet- W X Y N ZAnon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon