I used to believe that the reason ladies had big bouffant hairdos was that their heads were shaped that way.
A childhood belief about hair

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that heads of state had diferent kinds of heads on their shoulders— stupid elado
- I used to believe that the oddly-shaped clouds were made from oddly-shaped sheep— Dickson
- I thought the lyrics to "Single Ladies" were "If you liked it, then you should've put your name on it."Anon
- I used to think that the sound after the toilet was flushed was ladies singingAnon
- I thought that the role of Lollipop ladies was to give out lollies. Shame!— Helen
- when I saw those prepare to meet thy god signs I thought they were beauty parlours for religous ladies only!— knuckles