I thought that the role of Lollipop ladies was to give out lollies. Shame!
A childhood belief about in the street

others believed things like this
- I thought the lyrics to "Single Ladies" were "If you liked it, then you should've put your name on it."Anon
- I thought Maria Carey's 1998 ballad was 'I'd give my arms' instead of 'I'd give my all'.— Briony Maggs
- when I saw those prepare to meet thy god signs I thought they were beauty parlours for religous ladies only!— knuckles
- I used to think that the sound after the toilet was flushed was ladies singingAnon
- I used to believe that the reason ladies had big bouffant hairdos was that their heads were shaped that way.— Bea
- We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....Anon