I thought you had to change your name to Mom or Dad when you have kids because that's what I thought my parents names were.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- As my parents had given me a name, I thought that it was up to me to give them names tooAnon
- I used to believe my parents names were mom and dad till i was 9— Sophiae
- When I was a kid I thought that when my parents were kids, the world was black and white and had no color...— KKM
- When I was very young, I believed that my parents actual names were "mum" and "dad". — Margo
- I used to believe that the day would change to the next day after my parents went to bed!— Sarah B
- I used to believe that we can change our parents and pay them to be our parents— yzoy