When I was little I used to believe that thunder was God moving his furniture, when it rained God was crying, when it snowed God was mopping his floors and lightning was the light switch going on and off in heaven.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I once thought then when it rained God was crying and when it snowed he was scratching dry skin.— Karina
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that it would thunder when G-D was moving furniture in the sky.Anon
- I remember being told that thunder was just God moving his/her furniture around.— kipperfeet
- I used to believe that when it thundered it was God moving the furniture around up in heaven!— Clare N.I.
- My mum used to tell me that thunder was god re-arranging the furniture.— Dale
- I used to believe thunder was the sound of God rearranging his furniture.Anon