I always thought the hook in Kim Carnes' "Bette Davis Eyes" was "all the boys think she's a spaz" instead of "all the boys think she's a spy." D'oh!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- The Kim Carnes song called 'Bette Davis Eyes' well my dad used to sing "She's got Dickie Davis Eyes" Anon
- I used to think the song Bette Davis Eyes was called 'she's got better days besides'.— JJ Simpson
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon
- When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.— Lacey
- I always thought when I was a kid that Milo is for boys and that milk are for girls. . . — Cathyia