My daughter was convinced that the classic Sweet single Blockbuster contained the line
"There's got to be a way to the Bus Stop?" At 7 this made more sense than asking how to Blockbuster.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I Was a Kid I Believed That Clouds Were Made By Sweet Cotton.
— Gustavo Giacomini 8º2 Porto União Cid Gonzaga - I used to believe that God was like a puppeteer, controlling every single movement we made. — Carrie C. in PA
- The old classic by the Go-Go's "Our Lips are Sealed" I used to think they said "honest I see you"— Euge
- My daughter believed that as bees made honey, ants must make marmite.— Linda
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that broccoli grew on trees. It looks like a tree, so it made sense, right?— Catherine...