Due to hearing something wrong after asking a question (asking why god needed our tithes since he could poof some dollar bills into existence), for a long while I thought that after Jesus supposedly resurrected, he moved to new york and lived in some insanely expensive apartment. I had basically zero understanding of time or anything, so this made sense at the time- all I knew about Christianity was God made the universe, became Jesus, died and resurrected.
A childhood belief about characters
others believed things like this
- I believed that those who died would be resurrected a year later.— crow
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- Thanks to the commercials,I believed that Philadelphia Cream Cheese was made by Jesus.— Too Literal
- I thought braces were made out of precious metals and that's why they were so expensive!— Sp' Iyulgar
- I used to believe that Jesus and all of the wise men lived under my bed. — wuteve