A worker at our school played "Simon Says", so I thought the worker's actual name was 'Simon', even though she was a woman!
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I told someone once that my favorite band was the Funkel brothers- Simon and Garth.
(Simon & Garfunkel)— Josie - I used to believe that Paul Simon was my cousin. He isn't.Anon
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to believe that invisible giants played with us like I played with my dolls. — Alexandria
- Until I was about eight I thought that there had been actual fighting during the Cold War.— Miss Taken
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne