I used to think that the parents of neglected children, actually chose names that they specifically hated, so if they hated the names George and Karen, for instance, then the pregnant mother would punch her stomach and say 'if you keep kicking my stomach, then I'm naming you George ________ or Karen ________ when you are born!
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that some first names were specifically for children and some were specifically for adults.— Marco
- When I was little, my mom told me she was Karen from the Micky Mouse club, and I told everyone at school. — Amber
- I used to believe my parents names were mom and dad till i was 9— Sophiae
- As my parents had given me a name, I thought that it was up to me to give them names tooAnon
- When I was very young, I believed that my parents actual names were "mum" and "dad". — Margo
- I used to believe that God looked like George from Seinfeld. — Liz