I had a Wiggles video with a song about a grocer that went "lettuce sing, fresh fruits and veggies, lettuce sing, fruit in the bag"
I thought it said "fruit in the back" and that it was mean to put fruit in the back while veggies were in the front
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My sister thought a fruit machine (the gaming device) could turn one item of fruit into another.— Richard Davies
- When I was 4, I thought that if I ate Fruit Gushers, my head would turn into a fruit. — Joe
- I used to believe if you ate a seed from a fruit, a tree of that fruit would grow inside you — kels
- My mom told me one day that she was going to a funeral. I thought it was a place to buy fruit.— Paulette
- When I was younger I thought that if I ate Gusher's, my head would turn into fruit, like in the commercialsAnon
- I used to believe that funerals were a place you went to buy fruit.— Paulette