My mother was a huge Jimi Hendrix fan when I was growing up. I always thought he was saying "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" in "Purple Haze."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Jimi Hendrix was white, and Eric Clapton was black.— Steve
- My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!— Tootie Fruity - I used to think that growing pains meant that a tomato plant was growing in your stomach.— Annette
- I used to think people didnt actually kiss on tv,i thought that the computer just made it look that way.— deanna
- When I was little, my dad told me that if you pee in the pool the water will turn purpleAnon
- I used to believe that God was the Incredible Hulk - he was green and muscly and had purple trousers.— Emma