I was convinced for a time Maddonna sung 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body', which is somewhat disturbing.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Bill Murry and Tom Hanks were the same person.— Andy
- When I was around four, I thought every black man on television was Bill Cosby.— Linda
- I used to believe that on money, the treasurer of the United States really signed every bill prited her self.— Tiffany
- i used to think that if i tore a dollar bill in half it would make fifty cents— stacy
- I bbelived that the process of "making money" was taking a dollar bill and ironig it.Anon
- I always thought that "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was sung by Aretha Franklin.Anon