I used to go to Roman Catholic church services on Sunday mornings with my grandmother. During the echarist (I think?) the priest does his "Take this body..." schpeel and the congregation replies "Thanks Be To God". But my little sound holes heard it wrong, and to this day every time I hear the phrase "Thanks Be To God" I think of what I USED to think they were saying: "Thanks Peter God".
I 100% thought God's name was Peter.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to believe the saying "thanks be to God" went "thanks, Peter God" - as if Peter was his first name :-)— Foz
- I used to believe that TV finished after Blue Peter.— Jen
- When I was younger, I seriously believed Peter Pan was real and would take me away to Neverland.Anon
- i thought that new disney peter pan song said "spread your legs" but its really "spread your wings"— shasta
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.— Sherri