I thought penis was spelled "penus" like the planet Venus. I figured out the brutal truth in 7th grade health :/ .
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought venus fly traps are from the planet Venus— Ted Snow
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I believed a star that I later found out was the planet Venus was the Tooth Fairy— Jillybean
- I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"Anon
- I thought penis was spelled “Penus”, Like “Venus” but with a P.Anon
- I literally thought “oral sex” meant talking about sex until 8th grade health class.— Kai