i used the think the lyrics to mrs. robinson were:
"Oh Mr. Please! Mrs. Robinson? She's the slut that no one else should know."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Timmy Mallet was Tony Robinson.— Tom
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav
- I thought the lyrics to "Single Ladies" were "If you liked it, then you should've put your name on it."Anon
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- I used to think Elvis' "I'm All Shook Up" was "A Mushy Cup". How sad of me to confuse the lyrics of a king...— Sad, Sad, Girl