The Pink Meat Song - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. A very small French vocabulary let me hear "le viand rose" instead of "La Vie en Rose"!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- that car headlamps were eyes. the ones that rose up really freaked me out!Anon
- I used to believe that Sheri Lewis from the show Lambchop was my Auntie Rose. the look so much a like!— Nirveli
- I believed that ham was mouse meat, because it was pink and my dad told me so. — Zo
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- I used to hear "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of Meat with you"
Makes a nice light snack I spose.— Linda - When I was six my sister told me Meat Pies were made from mashed up rats...to this day I can't eat a Meat Pie.— Jamie