When I was younger I used to think that Sister Sledge sang 'Just let me staple the vicar' in We Are Family, in fact they sang just let me state for the record
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon
- I used to belive that if I put my finges in my ears when i sang noone could hear me— Helen
- I used to think that birds sang in different languages depending on the country they were in!— Sarah
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon