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Chocolate milk comes from brown cows

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As I was told, and thus belived:

Milk came from white cows
Chocolate milk came from brown one's
and icky, burnt milk came from the black one's, so that's where steak came from.

Charlene Bosiak
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I used to think that chocolate milk came from brown cows and white cows had regular milk.

Anon
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My dad used to tell me that chocolate milk came from brown cows. I believed him until I was about 13 (HA!!!) ... and suddenly realised as I was staring down a gallon of white milk that he had lied to me for so long! I still find it heartwarming..... somehow..... :D

Lana
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I used to believe that BRON cows had the chocolate milk in them when you milked them....

mommamoo1
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I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.

Scott
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When I was little, on the weekend during the school year my dad and I were driving past a farm. He said, "Lauren, do you know how we get our chocolate milk?" And I replied "You take milk and add chocolate syrup." "No!" My Dad said. "You just milk a brown cow, and you get Chocolate milk!" Well, In first grade, when I went back to school for the week, the teacher asked us how to make chocolate milk. I told her to milk a brown cow!!!

LarLar
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My mother used to tell me that brown cows made chocolate milk, and that if a cow was shaken up that you would get a milk shake. I also believed that the cows that were black with white in the middle which were constantly called oreo cows in my house made the oreo cream filling.

Anon
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I USE TO BELIEVE THAT BROWN & BLACK COWS MAKE CHOCOLATE MILK

TINA
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I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.

Anon
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My elder sister used to believe, when she was 5 or so, that white cows gave out white milk, brown cows gave out chocolate milk, pink cows gave out strawberry milk, etc., and that by eating the right coloured grass you would turn into a cow of that colour and start giving out milk. She used to eat grass covered in mud at primary school in an attempt to turn into a brown cow. Needless to say it never worked.

Anon
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When I was 6 I used to believe that chocholate milk came from black and white cows. Silly huh.

Anon
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i used to believe that milk came from white cows, chocolate syrup came from brown cows, and the cows with mixed colors were chocolate milk, as a result of a browm cow and a white cow mating.

Anon
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My dad told me that Chocotate milk came
from brown Cows, i belived him for a while untill my mom told me diffrent.

Blake
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I used to believe that chocolate milk cam from brown cows.

Briana aka Angel Baby
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i used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk

Anon
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I used to believe that chocolate milk came from brown cows.

Amy
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I used to believe that the dark cows made chocolate milk, the light cows made white milk, and the red ones made strawberry milk.

Kimberly
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I used to believe that brown cows gave chocolate milk, and that white cows gave white milk.

James
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When I was around five I walked up to my mother and asked her why some cows were white and why some cows were brown. She simply told me that white cows give white milk and brown cows give chocolate milk.I believed it for 6 years!!

Got Milk?
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We all know that most parents tell their kids that Chocolate milk comes from brown cows and white milk from white cows. Well, I wanted to know about Strawberry and my father told me that strawberry came from people! I was confused and he told me their was a group of people out there who dressed up like pink cows and that's where we got strawberry milk from! And, yes, I believed him and always watched the news, looking for the elusive 'strawberry people'. Man, I am gulliable.

Anon
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