Serial killers are actually cereal killersThis section contains beliefs all on a common theme: Serial killers are actually cereal killers. Show most recent or highest rated first or go back to criminals.
When I was little, I heard on the news something about a serial killer. I asked my step dad what a serial killer was and he said that they were people who killed people and put the bodies in cereal boxes, I beieved it too!
When I was really little i thought serial killers were people who stole your cereal.
When I was little I used to think that a seriel killer was a person that came into your house and would steal and eat all our cereal.
When I was about 6 or 7 i though a serial killer was a "ceral" kller that went up stabbed or shot ceral boxes
When I was youger, I was spending the night at my friend betsy's house. We were watching some movie on tv when a special report came on. The reporter said that a serial killer had escaped fromthe county prison. Living pretty close to the prison, we both got scared and ran to the kitchen pantry. "..Quick get the cheereos I got the fruit loops!" We ran to her room holding boxes of cereal and ramming them under her bed.(Get it..Serial..Cereal killer)
When I was little and heard the term "Serial Killer" I always thought it described a person who killed for "Cereal."
When I heard about serial killers when I was a kid, I thought they were saying "cereal" and I belived that my frosted flakes were in danger of being killed!