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I thought the law of gravity was an actual law passed by some government in the past and before that everything just floated around..
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My mom used to tell me that the police hid everywhere and we had to becareful while driving. So my sister and i would look out the windows and behind trees and around signs to see if we could find any police men.. it kept us occipied
when i was little my family lived on top of a conveinience store that my dad owned and once i forgot my precious belongings, a poly pocket, a shiny penny, and a pencil that had my name on it. It was 12.00 and my dad had already shut everything so i went down and the alarm went off and i thought the police was going to arrest me and i thought the slammer was a place were you only eat ketchup.
When i was little a older friend (about 10 i was 4 or 5) told me if the cops saw you doing ANYTHING other then what was annouced that week that you would be arrested. We lived in a ghetto neighborhood so cops were always around. One time she told me to runin my room and press my butt against the window until they passed. Another time she told me to stand on my hands with my dress down.
i used to believe that the police were called the fuss cuz of that song a ha wuts that fuss everybody move 2 the back of teh bus
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i once believed that S.W.A.T.
standed for sit,wait,and,talk.
lol!
When I was young and I played up in the car, my mum told me to behave or she'd leave me in the car and DoCS (Department Of Community Services) would take me away. It was only natural for me to assume that "the docs" were mean men who stole naughty children from cars. How naive was I?
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I was pretending to be a policeman one day when I was 4 or 5, so I went into the bathroom and started eating toothpaste. That's what policemen do, isn't it?
As a kid, my tiny podunk private school took us to the local jail for a field trip. For kicks, the policemen took our fingerprints, took mugshots of us, and locked us with our teacher up in a cell.
Afterwards I believed we'd all been unfairly given permanent criminal records on that one fateful day.
I used to believe that if you tore the tags that say "Do Not Remove" off a mattress or pillow, the cops would come and arrest me.
When I waz little I wuz VERY scared of police and whenever i walked past one i didnt look at them at all (thinking they would arrest me for looking at them the wrong way).
I used to think that breathalyzer tests were administered by people blowing good long puffs into the cops' faces and that the cops determined their drunkenness by the potency of the smell.
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I used to think that things my parents told me not to do(i.e. jumping on the bed) were against the law and if the police found out I would go to jail.
When I was about 5 or 6, I thought that when the police told you to put your hands up, that they were going to shoot you in the armpits. I often thought about how much that would hurt. I was about 11 or 12 when I realized it was so that they could make sure you weren't going to pull a gun or something on them.
I used to think if you got a parking ticket, you spent the rest of your life in jail!
When i was about 6 I saw soemthing on the news that said that a mother had left her kids in the car for like 4 hours and the police came and arrested the mother, so whenever my mother went into a store w/ out me i woudl lock all the doors and sloch down so u couldnt see me so that the police wouldnt come arrest my mom!
When i was little, my grandmother was suing my grandfather's company that he worked for. Whenever someone said something about a lawsuit, i thought they meant grandpa was getting a new suit to wear.
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When I was younger, my brother told me the police had an infra-red system and could see into everyones house.
when I was five me and my family were being sued and I thought that ment we were all going to jail so I was really sad and went upstairs and thought if I hid under my bed then the cops couldn't get me ( I slept under there the whole night ) and my brothers were cruel anough to play along but then my mom told me the truth :)
once when i was around 6 my sister was babysiting me, and i wouldn't go to sleep. Finally, she told me that if i didn't behave the police would come and make me sleep in the jail cells, i believed her, 2
when i was little, i used to believe that if a guy didn't sit down to pee, he'd be arrested (i thought that bc as a girl, we sit down, everyone else had to or else)