After first hearing Missy Elliots "Get your freak on". My dad would walk around the house singing..."GET YOUR FREE GOLD!" Obviosly my poor old dad has never got his freak on... but he would like some free gold if Missy's giving it away!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When my brother was little he heard the song "Le Freak" by Chic (Ahhh, freak out!) like this: Ahhh, free cow!Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- i believe that using gold give electric shock at the time of lightning.so i didnot wear gold when rain starts.— asi18
- I used to belive that there was gold in my nose because pepole would always say that i was "diggin' for gold"!— addicted nose picker
- When i was a tiny lad, I used to think drug free zones were places where you can get drugs for free— Spencer
- I used to believe that a brothel was where poor people used to go to get free broth.— Rob. UK