When my brother was little he heard the song "Le Freak" by Chic (Ahhh, freak out!) like this: Ahhh, free cow!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that ATM machines just gave out free money when you needed it. Ahhh if only...Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- every time I see a shadow thats not mine I freak out because I think It's a vampire— Dalton Anderson
- I always thought that freak accidents where accidents that only involved freaks.— Prologic-H-73395
- When i was a tiny lad, I used to think drug free zones were places where you can get drugs for free— Spencer
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon