Around the early 1960s, when I was 5 or 6 years old, my Uncle J.C. would come to visit my grandmother, who was living with us at the time. J.C. was a master sergeant in the Army and had no hair. Because President Eisenhower had been in the Army and had no hair, and looked like my mom's side of the family a little bit around the lips, I got the idea that President Eisenhower was somehow related to our family. I never mentioned this to my mother, since nobody else brought it up and I assumed it was some kind of big secret.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- I used to think wars started when a sergeant from one country socked a sergeant from another country.— recovering
- I used to think that everybody's hair was black and if you had blond hair, you dyed your hair.— ~_~CoolKid93_~_
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- I used to believe an "Ego" was a kind of hair style, similar to a mullet.Anon
- I used to believe that President Ford invented the automobile.Anon