I thought the Carpenters song went: "Calling occupants of interplanetary crap". I thought the lyrics were a bit strange, but she was unmistakeably saying "crap".
Years later it suddenly dawned on me that the Karen Carpenter was American, and had an American accent...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- From the Carpenters hit I always sang "calling octopus of interplanetary craft" instead of "occupants".— Paul
- I thought that all black people were African-AmericanAnon
- I thought that on the show "American Chopper" they built helicopters.— Alex319
- I used to think that everytime a chicken took a crap it laid an egg. I was so nieve.— Bob.
- When my grandma was little, her dad would tell her that the freckles on her face and arms were fly crap.Anon
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.