Janie Jones by the Clash: The line "And in the intray lots of work but the boss at the firm always thinks he shirks" still sounds like "And in the intray lots of work but the boss says the burp is always six inches". Strummer's lyrics always had a poignancy, but I think in this case, mine's better.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that, if God would die, Santa Claus would be boss.— Judith
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I used to think a mustache grew out of your nose hairs. I tried to let mine grow, but it didn't work. — Barry
- I used to think that if you met your parents' boss, your parents would be fired!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!— Spoot
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon