I always thought the line which goes "Its been three years since I wrote my note" In "Message in a bottle" - The Police, was "Its been three years since I broke my nose". I think it sounds better like that any way.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was young I thought that police had soft skin, because this is how it sounds in French " Peau lisse "
— amine - When I was 6 or 7 years old, I absolutely believed that if a thermometer broke--the world would end. — Suzi
- i was always told if i picked my nose my brain would fall out! i belived it for years!Anon
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I thought that when you broke a bone, it broke completely off.— gin