When my brother-in-law was young, he thought the priest was saying: "Dominic, go frisk 'em" instead of Dominus Vobiscum.
A childhood belief about prayers
others believed things like this
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- when i was young, i thought all people with the same name would grow up to look the same. — kim