My sister used to think the words to the Christmas song "Little Donkey" were "Got a teapot, plodding onwards" instead of "got to keep on, plodding onwards"!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- a donkey is just a small horse.Anon
- When i was young about 5 i used to think god was a donkey with a long beard!Anon
- I use to think the known Christmas song "in excelsis deo" was en chelsea's dayo— Mike Simmons
- I used to belive that Donkey's were a type of horse. How stupid of me lololAnon
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis