The first few times I heard Lee Ann Womack singing, "I hope you daaaaaance," I thought she had said, "I hope your're deeeaaaad."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought my imaginary friend was real and he imagined me
I hope he still believes I existAnon - When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- I used to think that "One, two, three times a lady"
was: "one, two, three times related"Anon - whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle