When I was little, that flocks of seagul song 'i ran' was my favorite song. I thought it went "I run along the Alamo, I'd never thought I'd meet a hurl like you, meet a hurl like you..."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when I saw those prepare to meet thy god signs I thought they were beauty parlours for religous ladies only!— knuckles
- I used to believe that the Beatles were friends of my father, and I always expected to meet them.— Rafa Garnica
- I used to think that I could meet famous people by inviting them to my birthday parties...— ClearScientist
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- When my dad was little his older siblings convinced him that there were flocks of flying turtles.— Anonymous