I also used to think God had a pet tortoise. Why? Well, one of the hyms we sang went "Great things he hath tortoise". What would you have thought?
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon
- Until about age 9, I thought there was a country called "Operaland" where everyone sang instead of talking.Anon
- i used to get mad when people sang frere jaque because i thought they were making fun of my name!!!!— freya sargent
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost