My mom used to think that there was a heavy-set man up in Heaven called Round John Virgin - from the Christman Carol "...round yon virgin, mother and child. Holy infant so tender and mild...."
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- I thought the Holy Ghost was the ghost of the Virgin Mary.— Texas granny
- for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin
- Thunder was my dead uncle in heaven playing a round of bowling with God.— Mike
- Instead of Madonnas 'Like a virgin' I used to sing 'Like a gerbil'— Stupid Child
- As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa