When the song Hey Ya by Outkast came out and I first heard the verse that says, 'shake it like a polaroid picture' I thought they were saying 'shake it like a porn star' Oops:)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- when i was littel i thought that i coulnd shake the world case when i jumped and landed my vison shaked— Chorzo Ghost ( RuneScaper )
- I thought that the star that Mary and Joseph followed was called Yonder, as in 'following Yonder star."— Kairow
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- i used to think the "Smack my Bitch Up" song by Prodigy was "Snap my picture"..like Snap my pic-cha!
Anon