A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

You might not have heard it, but "Father of Mine" by Everclear has a good misheard lyric of mine: Instead of, "My daddy gave me a name", I still like to think it says, "My daddy laid me an egg" ...
Also, that song that goes, "My boy's gonna play in the big league/My boy's gonna turn some heads/etc" (I can't think of the title or who sings it off the top of my head) ... But you know the song ... In the bridge, it sounds EXACTLY like he says, "You can hear the asscrack" and not "You can hear the ice crack".
Or, there's always the Steve Miller Band's "Bingo Jed Had a Lighter" ...
... Draw your own conclusions.