To the artful dodger and craig david song, my mum swears the lyrics are re-ewind "i'm the basketball selector" instead of "when the crowd say bo- selecta!" She doesn't believe me when i correct her but she also can't explain exactly what a basketball selector does and why mr david's singing about them!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- My dad told me that playing basketball makes you taller. Basketball players are tall, so I believed him.Anon
- I thought that since my grandpa and my dad's names are both David, than David Bowie must be my aunt's son.Anon
- I used to use the basketball pump in the air because I thought I was donating fresh air to the needy.— Emily
- i used to think that ozzy osbourne was a hockey player, and i thought michael jackson was a basketball player.— anastacia beeverhousen
- I believed that everytime I kissed my David Cassidy poster he'd feel it back home in Hollywood.— Marie M
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher