A friend of mine was to write down an old Don Gibson song for me that says Everybody's going out and having fun, I,m just a fool for staying home and having none, and he wrote: I'm just a fool for staying home and have a nun. Much better if you ask me.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie
- When my parents would tell me they were going to Miami I'd ask "How long are you staying in Yourami"?— Christy F
- I always thought that "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was sung by Aretha Franklin.Anon
- Whenever my fingers wrinkled from staying in the pool too long, I thought I was aging faster.— The Mortal Elf
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne