in the Prince song 'when doves cry', i heard 'and the most tricherious roses'. i thought he was giving his girlfriend poisoned flowers, when he was really saying 'animals strike curious poses'. the truth hit me in class during a final exam. my classmates were none to happy to hear me singing aloud...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Prince's song "I Would Die for You" I used to think he was singing "Apple Dapple do!" — Sara
- I used to think that "mourning doves" were called afternoon doves starting at noon!
— Megaroo - When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- When ever someone said ''read aloud'' I assumed aloud was the title of a book. Lol.— Delaney
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon