My grandfather died and to explain it to me my mother told me he was living with Jesus. So one day she called a relative, and one of their grandkids answered the phone. My mother asked "Can I speak to Grandpa?" I had this stunned face and asked my mother... "You're calling Jesus?!"
A childhood belief about afterlife

others believed things like this
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- I once asked my dad what Jesus' surname was, and he said it was 'Sinclair'.
I believed it for years!— Rebekah - My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon
- When the Queen Mother died when I was quite upset because I thought royalty did not die.— Carrie
- My little brother once asked my mother when we past a couple of factories.. if the factories made clouds— nicky