My mum thought the song "The drugs don't work" by the verve was "The trucks don't work"
and "return of the mac" she thought was "please turn out the light"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that drug stores sold illegal drugs and I couldn't work out how they got away with it.— Bigg Jase
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I used to believe that little men (or women) slept & went to work in every traffic light — Kelly bulanek
- I used to believe that semi trucks were cement trucks, and that actual semis were just big trucks.— Joe Schmoe
- I thought drug stores sold drugs. I never understood how they could sell illegal drugs.— Diana Rios