when i was little, around the age of 5 i used to believe God's frist name was Andy, becuse of the song "In the Garden" i heard "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me ..." insdead of "And He walks with me, And He talks with me..."
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Andy Rooney, of 60 minutes, was my real father!— KM
- When I was young I want to grow up yo be a trash man, becuse they only work one day a week.— Steve H
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon