In a song by Morcheeba, called 'Get Along' I used to think it was a song about DIY, because I mistook the words 'Get along, get aquainted' as 'get along, get it painted, get along buy a paintbrush' yeah honestly.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm
- I used to think the song Bette Davis Eyes was called 'she's got better days besides'.— JJ Simpson
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- There was a Chinese takeaway near us called the Orient Express. I thought it was Onion Press. Yeah.— Spook