When my son was young, probably 5 (Now 25 years old) He was singing Bommmmmmmb the USA. Instead of Born in the USA by Bruce Sprinsteen.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm
- I used to think Bruce Springsteins song, "I'm the Nothin man", was "I'm the muffin man"....who knew?
— Toothfairy - When I was younger, I believed that the Chinese Mann Theatre was built in honour of Bruce Lee.— glenys
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- When I was young I used to believe for some reason that being asthmatic meant you were born with no lungs.Anon