My friend and I were singing our favorite song "You're So Vain" and when the line "You're where you should be all the time, and when you're not you're with someone like the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend and" or something like that. My friend turned to me and my other friend and said, "See this is the part I don't get. What's a ploseman?" So then we contemplated and thought it must be postman. So we would always sing "wife of a postman, wife of a postman and..." until my friend's mom said it was close friend.LOL!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- i used to think that the pope was married but also i thought howcome her wife never appeared on TV— jp