My niece attended a church-run preschool even though my sister and brother-in-law were not religious. The preschool taught the class the song "Jesus Loves Me". My niece thought that song contained the line "...because Feifel tells me so" instead of because the bible tells me so. She had seen the video Feifel Goes West so many times that she was sure that the little mouse, Feifel, told people that Jesus loved us.
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- When I was in preschool, the class bully told me that peas were actully cow boogers. Still won't eat peas.— Ren
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B