In the song Silent night theres the part that says
"round yon virgin mother and child
Holy infant so tender and mild"
up until 2 years ago I thought it was " Holy imbecile tender and wild"
if thats not bad enough i also went to a catholic school
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- I spent ages wondering what a bart ender was as a child without realising that it was actually bar tender.— Heather
- I thought the Holy Ghost was the ghost of the Virgin Mary.— Texas granny
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I used to believe that the Holy Trinity was Dad, God and Santa Claus!— Cathy P.