One of the hymns we used to sing at church said, "fill the heavens with sweet accord, holy, holy, holy lord." When I was little I didn't know what "accord" was, and this led to some wierd associations in my mind. I knew that the type of jelly my family used in sandwiches was Concord, and that was the only other word I knew that sounded at all similar, so I figured that maybe this was just another way to pronouce it. It made sense to me, so I went along for years believing this hymn wanted God to fill Heaven with grape jelly.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- I thought God drove a car like ours - a Honda. The song DID say "fill the heavens with sweet Accords..."— Dummy
- I thought jelly fish were made out of fruit jelly. — Kevin
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I used to believe that the Holy Trinity was Dad, God and Santa Claus!— Cathy P.