In school we had to sing "Jesus riding on a donkey." My brother, then four or five years old, came home proudly singing it...
Except that he thought Jesus was riding on a DOGGIE.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I once asked my dad what Jesus' surname was, and he said it was 'Sinclair'.
I believed it for years!— Rebekah - when i was little i thought it rained because something bad happened and god or jesus was crying. — derek
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon